anger I've been wanting to write a story with Clint using sign language since last year and I finally was able to add it in. It was amusing to humiliate the man by stopping him from escaping and it had given Hawkeye in particular several opportunities to get his own back for his period of mind-control at the Jotunn's hands. Dwarves couldnt swim, Bilbo had been surprised to discover. Anti-? Thor tries out the unfamiliar word and gives up. Ill be there as soon as I can, kid. Upload your creations for people to see, favourite, and share. If they were truly honest with themselves, the Avengers were quite disappointed. I'm not sure I told you Peter nods and looks at Steve and its just like Clint described. 76 guests The birthday boy. Peters stethoscope is still hanging around his neck, but if Bruce asks, Peter will tell him that he just forgot to take it off. Everyone files out of the office, because playtime is over. Every avengers looked up from their places at Peter who waved an awkward Hi. The world was most certainly not in his books. His eyes are streaming, his nose is runny, hes sniffing loudly and desperately and as they stare, he sneezes violently into his elbow then wipes his nose on his sleeve. Are you unwell, brother?. Whether its the authoritative tone or just the desperate need to clear his sinuses, Loki meekly obeys, blowing his nose long and loud, then interrupts himself with another sneeze before blowing it again and giving them all a baleful watery-eyed look. He stopped sneezing. Steve reaches for the toilet paper and Peter can see how pink Steves nose is. Its from Nat. He had called him 'sweetheart'. Is Cap ok?, His head is buried in Nats chest and shes rocking him like a baby. Its hard to tell a persons tone in a text, but Peter assumes that if Nat is asking for help, things have gotten well out of control. Percy has become too powerful for Zeus' liking so he tires to send Percy back into the pit. So, there we were, team Avengers, fighting a giant naked Hulk. Each contestant is blindfolded and then, one-at-a-time, seven objects are placed under their noses, and they have to guess what the object is. Begrudgingly Peter continued to Midtown High School, completely drenched, his socks and sneakers filled with water, splattering uncomfortably on the pavement. So, what are you going to be doing with Mister Stark today? Ned asked, excited, and Peter felt the remaining colour drain from his face. Steve uses his sleeve to wipe his eyes and a wad of toilet paper to scrub at his nose. Keeping his head down, Peter made his way to the car. Its ok. Just take it easy, Steve., Nats eyes shift over to Peter. Banner doesnt know Im helping Cap. Possibly his Facebook too.This is after they all find out about the bullying which Peter isn't so happy about. An immune response to certain proteins in the allergen, triggering-. "Get out! Dirty sock. Buckys his friend, not his freakin fanboy.. What is this hayfever? Thor asks, looking blankly from Bruce and Tony and back again. . Their method of greeting each other by smashing their skulls together was only the first incident in which he became aware of their unfamiliar customs. Blinking, Vi found herself astounded when witnessing such a sneeze. No one else. Taking a deep breath in, Peter opened the car door, and greeted Happy quietly. Onion. After Per Nico di Angelo had one job - shadow travel to 15 Grimmauld Place in London and reap a soul. Its his time to shut out the outside world and find deep focus and relaxation. You'd never hurt--". Frantic. It's between Peter and Captain America. Peter quickly scans the room for tissues to bring Steve, but the only thing he sees thats remotely close to tissues is a roll of toilet paper in the cabinet. That level of debauchery was too much for his 1940s brain to handle.. "Peter, calm down," Tony pleaded, stretching out his arm as he slowly inched his way toward his petrified kid. The Avengers soon get over the idea that Norse gods are invincible when they discover Loki's allergic to almost everything on Earth. What happened?, Tony sits up. Dunno, and quickly changes the subject, So, did you have a good mediation session?, Bruce yawns and reaches for his watering can. Bruce puts the watering can back down. I have to leave now because I really cant wait., Bruce looks up this time. Im procrastinating too. Peter clears his throat. The two only use sign language when Clint wants to throw in an insult or a private joke between him and Peter. He cups his hands tighter around his nose and mouth, and forcefully sneezes into them. Its so nice to turn off the stress of the day even if its just for two hours. Hmm? Thanks., Steve continues. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. There were a great many things which, although they seemed quite natural to the dwarves, initially mystified the little Hobbit. Does anyone suggest calling a temporary truce until Loki's feeling less sneezy? The rules are easy. I've got to make this happen more in fics :), (See the end of the work for more notes.). Your phone reminds you of that?, Bruce must have heard the multiple dings from Nats incoming messages. Peter is laughing so hard that he has to wipe away a tear. We tried everything to make it to stop. At some point someone is going to have to tell him the plant isnt real, but everyone has passed that responsibility to the next person, and now its just awkward to tell the guy that hes been watering a plastic plant for weeks, and no one bothered to tell him. You dont have a fever and nothing hurts. Peter takes the stethoscope from around his neck. A half an hour later Vision made his way to Wanda's room with a tray in hand, on it a bowl of soup, all sorts of medicine, a glass of water and another with orange juice - he wasn't sure which one would the ailing Avenger girl prefer. Peter stops thinking about those memories and focuses on Clints fingers because Clint goes really fast. Bruce also credits this ritual for helping keep the Hulk from making an appearance for a record breaking three weeks. Steve has his hands cupped over his nose and mouth and his head is down. He wants to ask Nat why she has an interrogation folding chair in the corner of her room, but hes not sure he wants to know the answer. Luckily, theres a certain mentor of his, who comes in to save himin more ways than one. Klaus has his hand clamped around his nose, stifling a string of 5 sneezes breathlessly. and hmm., He pauses at the tiebreaker. Coffee He pauses at the last one and theres a collective intake of breath. Peter also knows that Dr. While helping Steve, Peter has a medical emergency of his own. Fuck. He could literally feel all six pair of eyes on him and he squirmed under their gazes. The first thing Peter sees when he reaches the doorway of Natashas room is Steve sitting on the bed. Feeling the need to Percy Jackson x Avengers crossover Peter is trying to get a group photo with the Avengers to rub in flashes face, however Clint wont smile, choosing to mess about. I, um, I have to get back to the office. Peter is sitting on Bruces rolling chair, with a blindfold on, waiting for the first object. And the winner is Steve Rogers. N-no its fine. I technically dont need to use the stethoscope when I listen to peoples hearts because of my super hearing, but my regular hearing isnt enhanced enough to hear if theres fluid in your lungs., He lifts the back of Caps shirt up. Im so bored you guys., Tony lays on his back on the exam table. No, you can keep it. When I said everybody out, I meant you too, Tony., Tony kicks the bottom of the exam table as his legs dangle over the side. I think we broke Steve. You can use this to blow your nose.. Bless you. Tony starts to laugh. He shivered, arms crossed, as he held them closely to his chest. Thats not fair. Are you saying you have hayfever?. Just before driving off, Peter could swear he saw Happy text Tony. As the dust settled, she spotted a red-hooded girl being scolded by what appeared to be a Schnee of all people; all due to mishandling of property or whatever. Imaginebooks. I don't think I've ever heard you sneeze before." "It's just the dust in the air, Tony," Steve said with exasperation. He doesn't want to move in with Bruce, but seeing as he can't Percy Jackson fanfiction, Son of Fury. Peter is great at keeping secrets, but terrible at telling lies. Peter points the gun at Steves forehead and clicks it, to get a real temperature reading. You have a strange definition of the word excitement, Pete.. You need it a lot more than I do., He goes to pat Lokis forearm, then thinks better of it as he remember the mess on the gods sleeves and claps him on the shoulder instead. Who finds it the most hilarious thing they've ever seen? Cross posted on Fanfiction.net. Cheese. They're hoping to help the wizards and witches defeat "I tried as hard as I could to understand why you all abandoned me. Just breathe normally while I listen to your lungs. I can stop, its just, I cant stop for long befor- hi- hihTCHOOO! A few months back, Clint had told Peter about the damage that his abusive dad had done to his hearing as a kid, and its the reason that Clint wears hearing aids. And Im real sorry about your ears. It's a beautiful morning when Bruce comes in for breakfast and, to his surprise, finds Loki sitting at the kitchen table with a red, dripping nose, a handful of damp tissues and a miserable expression on his face. Harley Stark y Peter Rogers, dos vidas distintas. When the stabbing pain settles, Clint takes his hands away from Peters ears, leaving Peter with only his own hands covering his ears and the whisper of Steves muted apologies. Loki, dont rub your eyes. Itll make them worse.. Loki tries to glare at him but the effect is somewhat lessened by the streaming bloodshot eyes. Good luck, man he muttered, before leaving Peter to his inevitable death. Sort by: Hot. Peter drags over a folding chair from the other side of the room. 40.5K 1K 32. Loki spins sharply, wiping his watery eyes with his other sleeve, trying to look menacing but failing as hes overcome by another big uncontrollable sneeze. 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