One of the last shots is of her at graduation. "Thank You For Being A Friend" was a hit Andrew Gold pop song before it was ever the GG theme. I am now cursed with the ability to visualize every client/agency interaction that led to all these shitty ads. The pretty young couple consisting of the shrewish wife and pussy-whipped husband ("I like red") that's been celebrating Xmas with beribboned SUVs in recent years seems to have been replaced by a different pretty young couple -- the husband gives the wife a puppy and she gives him a huge SUV (without a bow). I hope the folks at Home Goods paid hall and Oates a shitload of money, because I used to like that song. At first, I thought it was Steve Zahn but it's not. Theyre fucking annoying. Its exciting to play a major role in this iconic brands biggest product launch in two decades, said actor Luke Wilson. The Meta/Facebook VR goggles ad with the unbeknownst to them neighbors. Colgates new campaign in Hong Kong, Smile Out Loud, challenges unrealistic beauty standards, with Thai/African influencer Suzie Wadee and real-sized beauty queen Ann-Scott Kemmis helping to debunk the idea of the so-called perfect teeth. Right on the crowded subway. Khloe Kardashian doing commercials for the game Candy Crush, with her scary plastic face and weird looking ass implants. The only more ridiculous food delivery company is that stupid Daily Harvest nonsense. The daisy sour cream commercial where the hot husband has been out gay cruising all night and picks up some sour cream on his way home. Otherwise the world may never know the moral bankruptcy it's suffering by not knowing of all the Korean/queer owned coffee producers it hasn't been financially patronizing. Colgate ad. The . The company got in trouble during the 2nd Obama administration for making claims they could not back up. You fucking bastards who produce these shitty commercials should be forced to watch your shit on loop for 3 weeks straight. While seeking a seat, he introduces himself and beams his bright smile to a young girl, who cheerfully offers her name and they begin a conversation. The south-Asian chic wearing the green jumpsuit in the Rakuten commercial needs her face punched. He must have zero T-cells left. That horrible Medicare ad featuring a loud nasty crone named Martha says that she's 75. I hate kids. I think its doordash where theyre on the bus and this lady talks about how theyre able to deliver the best bofogo or something As if were supposed to know what that even is. That colgate ad where the "blind" kid gets on the school bus and makes a friend awww. . The commercial is just plain weird. Visual dog whistle? And I always imagine they smell like Pizza Hut anyway. That blonde woman in her car giving us a look like she knows weve been discussing her constipation. Or, just Kevin Hart. The only commercial TV I watch is the Wheel of Fortune - Jeopardy hour. It's on every 15 minutes regardless of what you're watching. They see each other at their respective front doors which appear to be next to each other. The other woman seems to be preparing breakfast. All Medicare open enrollment commercials are extremely annoying. Popular topics. Hundreds of helium-voiced bitches sitting around yakking. I had to quit because I grew to hate the American public too much to pretend the consumer is not a moron. Natalie Portman in those commercials for Dior where she lip synchs cry by Janis Joplin! The Suvie "countertop kitchen robot" commercial where some 19 year old is traipsing around her mansion's kitchen wing in an outfit from Star Trek's Ten Forward lounge. Hello and thank you for registering. The Hanes commercial with the guy hawking "ball-ance." And then there are all those women taking shits Countdown to Amy Schumer and her Tampax Sequoias for women whose children simply fell out of them. You know they come up with the most bogus excuses as to why they want to hold on or get moms jewelry. The Geico gecko needs to be done. He reminds me of NYC weatherman Mike Woods (gay) who also wears too-tight suits on his overly muscled upper body. While they can be amusing at times I find them one note and irritating in these commercials. Women should be barefoot and kept behind the wheel of an SUV. First, this country tries to take away women's rights, and now, ad agencies are doing all they can to make women degrade themselves as if they were farm animals. Select Editions Large Type features up to two expertly edited best-selling books in every volume. If I had a gun . [quote] The best thing about all those "happy people" designer drug commercials is the incredibly loooooong list of side effects and potential bad reactions they're required to spell out in each commercial. Sensodyne Pronamel Fresh Breath Enamel Toothpaste for Sensitive Teeth. Ok - that Humira commercial where the attractive 20 something white and black women are doing a radio show or podcast in their Garage. In which country Colgate toothpaste is banned? Ugh! If he is in a FB Group, it is frightening to think of the people like him who populate it. The Moto-man - half man, half motorcycle. I cant understand the point of the way the woman does the cha Ching commercial - she does it dead pan and wears that weird wig. Those repulsive Amy Schumer Tampax commercials are disgusting. The Alexa commercial with the guy who's ironing and watching his favorite show. 28 Feb 2023 23:37:56 Colgate Total | Television Commercial | 2004 Analog Indulgence 35K subscribers 9.5K views 6 years ago Colgate Total | Television Commercial | 2004 Colgate (sub-brand of Colgate-Palmolive). ANYTHING for yooooou! . What can your smile do? an onscreen line reads at the end of the heart-warming commercial. Revitalize your smile with toothpaste with charcoal. Makes me throw up in my mouth a little. Like most other things these days, you can pretty easily find the names of actors in TV commercials through a simple online search. They only flash her face for about 5 seconds of the whole ad. I watch a lot of NFL on Sundays (that's football for those of you who don't know) and I am so fucking sick of the State Farm commercials with Ms Aaron and/or Patrick Mahones and the Katee McKinnon Verizon commercials! So does that mean your all crusty and used up if you have the audacity to actually wait to waddle down to get your high school diploma? r485, did you see the possible side effects of that drug? The Kraft cheese ad where the family is sitting around the table eating dinner and the little brats refuse to eat ("Fine, I'll sit here ALL NIGHT.") We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Then showing their twats. Nothin on my skin. Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." WTF? NECROSIS, in addition to a whole host of things. You have to have a certain timeline to go after someone and that were at the 418th in already dude. [51] You beat me to it. THANKFULLY. View Products. And the creepy bridesmaid is the same know it all chick from the Sling ad. I cannot STAND how commercials chop up songs to save time! Can't stand them. Idris Elba for Booking.com, Laurence Fishberg for some video game, Zendaya for Square Space , Ewan McGregor for Expedia, a gang of people for Nissan. Smile with strength by protecting your tooth enamel with Colgate Enamel Health mouthwash. I still despise EVERY commercial that has Kevin Hart screaming. I love the commercial where the somewhat chubby sweetfaced black girl is huffing the Gain mid aisle and the schlubby chubby shop keep is lost in bonerville. hate the one with the chick in the kitchen. The empath training woman with the big eyebrows who has the cheap colored lights from Target strung over her doorway for no discernible reason. Lindells type followers needs specific instructions when using his advanced product like the modern towel. If you experience an accessibility-related issue, please email[emailprotected]. . The Kia robo-dachshund did it for intern Prancer and me. And a trailer for a movie opening on Valentine's Day. Cleaner taste. Now if I could get some semen stained speedos, tele-buggery interests me. The burger king commercial with the whispering idiot narrator does the same thing. It seems more like a cry for help on suicide watch. The better to show their big white teeth, I guess. Can't stand it! Than theres Comedy Central who more so than even before, since getting that Charmander Da Goof doofus as their latest late night host, so many of their commercials seem to be trying to appeal to his particular demographic. Really? "You can get MAH-NAY paid back to you! R464 Unfortunately, I caught the new Jimmie Walker Medicare commercial today. The cloying grilled cheese Kraft American cheese commercials. I always liked the one at the link when it was airing in 2007 and am glad to see it's been preserved on YouTube -- I wish current producers would follow its example. I mute them or change channels immediately, and so does everyone I know. I think he's Australian, R121. R80, maybe that's what Prevagen does to those who take it -- turns them all into Stepford wife types. Grammarly commercials where people sit at computers with the camera spinning around them dramatically as slowly broadening smiles of joy creep across their faces. Colgate Renewal TV Commercial, 'Confident' Featuring Brooke Shields. What low-end crap *won't* he shill for? His 'business bag' was on his back. Twelve??? Gum Disease X-Rays "And now, we wear the pahnts!". They're not as bad as the Goli ad with the office worker who says "No thank you!" Like I know theyre preferred to hire of all the Hispanics because of this cop out, dated, racist documentation paperwork bs when it comes to entertainment, and sports and politics and music and news coverage, you name it but the day this bofongo takes over Tuesdays from tacos Ill take the bait. First of all that comment was posted..well its literally the 24th comment and youre so offended by the Byron Allen comparison you had to post all these threads later? No, Bill is what the husband has named his Shingles rash. They've resurrected Alphonso and his charity walk for that HIV medication commercial. I just want to go over there and we all end it together by drinking some Guyana punch so we could be put out of our misery already. The nationwide commercial with that fat lady with bad bangs singing , makes my ears hurt. Idris Elba for Booking.com, Laurence Fishberg for some video game, Zendaya for Square Space , Ewan McGregor for Expedia, a gang of people for Nissan. The AT&T internet commercial with the mom who's Zooming with her kids and the connection starts to break up. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. [quote]The poor pathetic man in the Previgen commercial who does motivational speaking when he's not substitute teaching. Another idiotic Liberty Mutual spot with the lookalike dog and master. I'd rather have Medea do those Medicare ads than Jimmy Walker, in the new ads Jimmy sounds mentally challenged. Is the boy in the Colgate commercial blind? Much better than the rotten fish expedition of the hot crack yoga moms. Original Comedy Central programming is the pits. This usually happens before a child is born, but it can occur at birth or in early infancy. I had put my TV on mute, so when I looked up I see Liev driving at night while talking to the camera. so there :D\r\renjoy!\r\rWhen cutie Katie makes a scene\rshe wears a smile brushed 3 ways clean\r\rCleaner breath. I guess Walmart started it and Amazon is just as bad. It actually hurts to listen to it. The more I think about that Hungry Root commercial the more pissed off I get. The car ad where three kinds of people state some destination they're headed to in their over-sized, nasty, gas-guzzling luxury tank. 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